Remove Facebook's "Sponsored" Sidebar (User Script/Greasemonkey Script)

What annoys me almost as much as Twitter trends? The spammy "sponsored" box in the Facebook sidebar! Well, kiss it goodbye, because here's a user script (a.k.a. Greasemonkey script) for Firefox, Opera, Chrome, Chromium, and any other browser that supports these scripts. I'm assuming if you're geeky enough to want to do this, you're savvy enough to figure out how to install the script. :-) My fellow Chromium geeks can find details here.

Behold:

// ==UserScript==
// @name Sponsor THIS!
// @namespace http://www.hochmann.org/
// @description Remove the "sponsored" sidebar from Facebook's main page.
//
// @match http://facebook.com/*home*
// @match http://*.facebook.com/*home*
// ==/UserScript==

document.getElementById('home_sponsor_nile').style.display = 'none';

Side note: I've only tested this with Chromium so far, but it should work with any browser that supports user scripts. If it doesn't, and you're sure you've got everything set up right, leave me a comment and I'll try to fix it. But since it's only one friggin' line of code, I imagine there's little that could go wrong!
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Hide Twitter Trends (User Script/Greasemonkey Script)

Now that Twitter shows twitter trends in a sidebar on everybody's main page, the trends have basically gone to hell. They're filled with tons of spam and retarded MySpace-esque junk that just makes me want to put my fist through my screen. I wish Twitter had an option to automatically collapse or hide that sidebar, because I don't even want to be distracted by it.

If you use Firefox, Opera, Chrome, Chromium, or any other browser that supports user scripts (a.k.a. Greasemonkey scripts), here's a tiny script I wrote which will automatically hide the trends sidebar on Twitter. I'm not going to bother with instructions (but if you use Chrome or Chromium, look here for details), because I'm sure if you have gotten this far without saying "What the !@#$ is Greasemonkey?", you already know what to do with this script.

Enjoy!

// ==UserScript==
// @name Twitter Trends No More
// @namespace http://www.hochmann.org/
// @description Completely hide the Twitter trends sidebar so it won't distract/annoy you.
//
// @match http://twitter.com/*
// @match http://*.twitter.com/*
//
// @run-at document-start
// ==/UserScript==

document.getElementById('trends').style.visibility = 'hidden';

Side note: So far, I've only tested this with Chromium. It *should* work with any browser that supports user scripts, especially since it's really only one line of code. But if it doesn't work for you, leave a comment and I'll fix it.

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Sandra-Lee-Induced Seizure

This is frickin' hilarious. Especially the part that starts around 30 seconds in, haha...

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Something to Make Every American Sick

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The fellow who passed this on to me and my colleagues at work remarked, "if this doesn't make you want to work harder to pay more taxes, I don't know what will." Indeed!

America, this is yet another fine example of how we have "reduced government spending." Of course, while the Obama administration is dicking around with this healthcare fiasco, pork like this goes unmentioned and untouched.

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It Takes a Village for Adults, Too!

Just now, I was listening to a chapter from Bishop T.D. Jakes's Reposition Yourself. He mentions some research findings that astounded him in the past: children who grow up in dysfunctional households, but in positive communities, tend to grow up and succeed despite their family's problems. He says it seems to him as though it really does take a village to raise a child. But what is more interesting is the direction Bishop Jakes takes it from there. In his mind, it takes a village to keep adults on the right track as well.

 He's absolutely right. The quality of people around you will inevitably rub off on you. The values of those around you, whether expressed outright or inherent in their actions, do influence you. I've noticed this in my own day-to-day work experience over the last few years. Working in a job where everybody around you feels it's a grind, something to suffer through for 8 hours of pain each day just to inch closer to the upcoming paycheck, can really drag you down. Your own enthusiasm (assuming you even had any to start) can easily get sucked down into that spinning vortex of apathy. Conversely, working in a job like I have now, in a closely-knit group of hard-working and genuinely committed people, really keeps me on my toes. It's not really even possible in these circumstances to slip into laziness or irresponsibility, because of the environment I'm in.

 Though it didn't occur to me in quite this way before, I think Bishop Jakes is really on to something here. It's not just that your environment will affect your day-to-day mood or outlook; your environment will also equip you with the mindset you need to accomplish your dreams. This is perhaps a vital tool that is too often overlooked when we think about how to reach our goals. Now that I think about it, though, it makes total sense that an important foundation for success is surrounding yourself with people who have the qualities you admire and who are going the direction you feel you should go.

 Looking at things this way makes me even more glad that I'm working my way into some volunteer/charity projects. Those are great places to find people who can inspire me to go places I can't even imagine yet, and who may offer the foundation I need for finding even deeper meaning in the work I do in the future.

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Books in Progress: Reposition Yourself

Thanks to the recent "get one free with any purchase" deal that Borders bookstore was offering, I snagged three audiobooks on CD for free along with my daily cup of coffee. One of those books, and the first I've listened to so far, is Reposition Yourself by Bishop T.D. Jakes. I'm about 25% of the way through it, and wanted to give my initial impressions of it.

First, I know from my own googling around that Bishop Jakes is often accused of spreading "Christianity Lite" or materialist Christianity. I can understand that, since he does emphasize a lot of wordly concerns. But I also think that this is a necessary part to approaching the audience he targets: that is, an audience that is either drowning in worldly concerns or that feels defeated by them.

That brings me to my second early impression. In the opening segments of the book, Bishop Jakes stages an "intervention" into your life, voicing the concerns of different aspects of a person's personality -- the dreamy side, the spiritual side, the detail-oriented managing side, etc. I found this part of the book to be almost unbearable, to the point that I nearly ditched the book entirely. Whoever Bishop Jakes is talking to in this part of the book, it's somebody far away from me! These personality traits that are speaking out are speaking to problems that don't weigh me down -- like a lack of motivation for getting out of bed in the morning. I love my life, though it is full of ups and downs and does plenty to piss me off from time to time. I don't feel these highly critical voices are speaking about my own life, though I know my life and my approach to it are far from perfect. I ended up skipping these parts after listening to the first few minutes of the "intervention." Sorry, Bishop, but I don't feel as bogged down or hopeless as the audience you wrote that chapter for.

Having said all that, the book is pretty inspiring so far. I am actually pretty happy that it is "Christianity Lite," since I am not a Christian and don't feel much benefit from preaching or overly-detailed scriptural analysis. I respect Christianity and find great inspiration in Jesus, as well as many things from the Bible. But I am happy that Bishop Jakes keeps this book conversational and inspirational in an over-arching kind of way.

So, my tentative verdict at this point is that the book is inspiring and very accessible. No matter how good your life is, there's always room for fine-tuning your relationship to it. And sometimes you need a good kick in the pants to put your gears in motion, to "stop talking and start walking," as T.D. Jakes says.

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China Eases Some Net Censorship, BUT... Vietnam Blocking Catholic Sites?

Vietnamese Internet users began reporting that Catholic websites were being blocked by the government following a number of Catholic protests within the country.
 
(via Ars Technica)
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Want to understand me? I'm an INFP.

INFP - The "Dreamer"

INFPs are introspective, private, creative and highly idealistic individuals that have a constant desire to be on a meaningful path. They are driven by their values and seek peace. Empathetic and compassionate, they want to help others and humanity as a whole.

I've taken personality tests multiple times over the years, and I always get INFP (Introversion, iNtuition, Feeling, Perception) as my result. If you want to know who Thomas is, this page outlines a lot of things I really think describe my personality very well -- especially my recurring Lancelot complex. ;)

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Push Google Search Ads BACK to the Right Side

Google recently pushed their search ads left to make more money from search results. Push the ads back to the right with this script.

I've been playing with Bing for the last few weeks, so I haven't even use Google search enough to notice this recent change. I understand why Google pushed the ads more to the center of the page, but I do think it's really wasteful in terms of screen real estate -- and it just doesn't strike me as being a very creative way to make more money. But hey, what do I know? Their profits may double next quarter as a result of this "shift."

Anywho... If you use Firefox and Greasemonkey (or another browser that supports user scripts, like Opera), you can push those punk ads back over to the side, where they belong.

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Eating High Levels Of Fructose Impairs Memory In Rats

Fructose, unlike another sugar, glucose, is processed almost solely by the liver, and produces an excessive amount of triglycerides — fat which get into the bloodstream. Triglycerides can interfere with insulin signaling in the brain, which plays a major role in brain cell survival and plasticity, or the ability for the brain to change based on new experiences.

Although humans do not eat fructose in levels as high as rats in the experiments, the consumption of foods sweetened with fructose — which includes both common table sugar, fruit juice concentrates, as well as the much-maligned high fructose corn syrup — has been increasing steadily. High intake of fructose is associated with numerous health problems, including insulin insensitivity, type II diabetes, obesity and cardiovascular disease.

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I'm a Buddhist, a computer geek, a bookworm, and a fan of Celestial Seasonings Sleepytime tea. I live in the awesome city of Albuquerque, New Mexico.

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